Me: Please am very sorry, its not what you
Biola: What do u mean its not what i
think? U think am a fool
Me:Am very sorry baby
Biola: Keep your sorry to yourself, Its all
Me: ‘’’’crying’’’’’’Ahhh…..please don’t do like
that baby, don’t let it be over..i never
meant to hurt u baby..remember we have
come a long way to let it be over right now
Biola:u never meant to hurt me? Did i just
hear u say that after you take me for a
fool? U didn’t think about all the sacrifices
we have made, u never thought of our
plans….u never thought of what we have
built together……Never thought you will do
this again but i think its better it happened
this way and i can easily say good bye
right now before things get out of hand
Me: I understand how u feel baby
Biola: u don’t understand anytyn dear…u
don’t..if u did, u wouldn’t have tried it in
the first place……My dear, u can never be
sorry for what you did intentionally……….
Me: believe me it wasn’t intentional baby…
am very sorry, without you my life is
Biola: Did u just say that? Please you need
to take your leave right now or else i will
embarrass you here now
Me: Please don’t do that baby..we can talk
this over dear…please don’t throw all we
Biola: Whats it we built? The one u already
threw away ursef….mr man, please leave
my house right now or i embarrass you
which i know you wont
like……’’shouting’’….snakie leave, i said you
should leave right now….
Me: its okay…..am very sorry baby, please
find a place in ur heart to forgive me baby
“Pushed me out and door slammed”
………………………Waoh, is this the end after
3years? I cant believe am losing everything
within a month.
“FLASH BACK EXACTLY SIX WEEKS AGO”
It was a bright Wednesday morning when i
decided to make a trip down to Lasu to
process my transcript for onward
forwarding to my employer. i left home as
early as 7am and i got to Lasu around
7:45am, straight i went to Faculty of
Management Sciences(FMS) which was
my faculty where i graduated from. The
faculty premises has changed a bit as
there was new structure behind FMS which
i learnt is being use for lectures and also a
new structure directly opposite FMS which
they said is social science faculty.
School was scanty as there was no much
activities, the campus marshal were in
front of the faculty entrance, i greeted
them and made my way to the first floor
which was the faculty office but to my
dismay, the offices were still locked. The
first thing that came to my mind was “this
civil servant sha, they are not in the office
by this time, when will they come now”…….
I met a tall fair lady around the corridor
and greeted her…..
Me: Good Morning….
Lady: Good Morning……
Me: Please when do u think this people will
Lady: Sincerely, i don’t know…..am also
waiting for them
Me: datz serious………civil servant are
always enjoying…coming late to office
Lady: You welcome…………………
]I went downstairs to look around and do
some sightseeing as the school premises
has really changed from the way it was
when i graduated from the
school..Apparently the state government
and the school management have been
pumping lots of money to the school in
terms of infrastructural development.
I walked to the canteen to put something
in my stomach and relax a bit till around
8:30 before i decided to check back at the
faculty office. Luckily for me, the office
was opened and i met a man and a lady
Me: Good morning Sir….
Me: please i want to find out about the
process of obtaining my transcript……
Man: Ohk…did you finish from this faculty?
Me: Yes Sir…..
Man: Transcript is not process from the
faculty office…you will need to go to the
ICT centre (Exam and Records Department
for the processing)
Me: Ohk…..please where is that sir?
Man: The building is directly opposite MBA
hall…do u know MBA?
Me: I guess i know Sir
Man: Just directly opposite MBA building,
you will see their building with a mast.
Me: Ohk Sir…thank you so much Sir
Man: You welcome…..
]I dashed out immediately and started
thinking that i would have even be through
with the processing if i had the right
information before coming to the schooling
instead of wasting time waiting for the
I drove down to MBA and the building was
so easy to identify…i walked in and made
enquiry, which i was told i don’t even need
to come to the school for processing my
transcript as everything is now online and
they don’t request manually again…..the
lady that attended to me asked me to visit
the school website to request for my
means my journey to Lasu is a waste as i
would have done this at the comfort of my
I walked out and started driving towards
the second gate which i came in
through….i burst out at iba road and turn
back going to Igando….turning back to
directly opposite the school gate, standing
there was the lady i met at the corridor of
the faculty office earlier….waoh, i never got
the opportunity to see her physique when
we had the conversation then as she
rested her a-s somewhere and her hand
over her chest with her bag then…..i
parked and horn for her
Me: where are you heading to?
Lady: Iyana Ipaja side……
Me: Ohhhh…am going towards egbeda…
maybe i can help u a little
Lady: thank so much Sir……..
She hopped in and we started
going…………….After a while
Me: Please whats the name if i may ask
Lady: Am mary….
Me: Am snakie……Its nice meeting you
Mary: the pleasure is mine
Me: Is today lecture free or you don’t have
Mary: Dunno..guess they said, students
are not in school as non academic staff
are on strike
Me: strike ke? What happened?
Mary: i don’t know oooooo………
Me: Are you not a student of the school
Mary: I graduated 2012………….
Me: Ohh…..am very sorry……
Mary: I only came to make enquiry about
Me: hope you got the right response
Mary: yes..they said i will need to provide
some documents in order to collect my
Me: that should be your clearance and
Me: that means they have not change the
process then……i graduated in 2008
]Me: so, what are you into now?
Mary: nothing really..i just finished my
service 4 months ago, so am still an
Me: hey yah…..God will definitely do it for
you dear..its not so easy getting a job in
this country..hope you have been applying
for jobs sha.
Mary: Yeah…have been giving my CV out
to people but its been promise and
promise but am hopeful sha
Me: its not so easy like that, you know the
people you give your cv to also have other
people that are hanging on their neck…
dont be discourage dear…..when its your
time, your helper will surely locate you by
Mary: amen oooo…thanks so much…..what
do u do
Me: I work with a consulting firm……..
Mary: Ohk……maybe i will also give you my
Me: No problem…..but do u have a copy
Mary: I don’t but i wouldn’t mind getting
your details so that i can forward it to you.
Me: No problem, thats my card..my email
and phone number is there, you can
forward it to my mail
Mary: Ohk sir…am doing that right
Me: Oh….you even have it handy…..
Mary: Yes now……..
Me: U no dey even joke at all….flash me
with your number so i can also save it on
Mary: ohk…joke ke? Am seriously
searching for work oo…am tired of staying
Me: On a more serious note..a beautiful
lady like you shouldn’t search for work so
long like this now cos no interviewer will
see you and wouldn’t want to give you a
job straight away
Mary: I pray its by that ooo…………….
Me: Yes now…….if i ever interview
someone like you, believe me you av
gotten the job already cos this your beauty
Mary: I hear u….no be by beauty
jare..rather wat u have
upstairs…..moreover, thanks for flattering
Me: what do u mean now….how will i be
flattering you..sincerely, its been a while i
set my eyes on a beauty like you……….God
completed everything in you.
Mary: Lolzzzz…….Okunrin sha…all of you
are the same thing
Me: same thing as how?
Mary: what do u mean by God completed
everything in me………
Me: Yes now…..You aint too tall or
short…….every part of ur body is perfect…
including ********sorry am not suppose to
Mary: Including what? You are free now…
anything you say, it wont be the first time i
will be hearing it and it wont be the last
time……so u better pour out all you have on
ur mind before it started causing headache
Me: lolzzz……..that kind one dey cause
Mary: Yes of course
Me: well some things are better left unsaid
sha cos u don’t know what you will say
that you wont be able to say another one
Mary: lolzzz……datz very funny…have u
ever said one before that landed you in
Me: yes now but it was my friend
Mary: ehn ehn…..what happened to him
Me: He saw a lady at a party we went to
last week and was complementing her
without knowing that the lady was a
fiancée of a Colonel…the lady was enjoying
my guy too and dey were rocking each
other before the young colonel came and
my guy thought it was just ordinary guy..it
took maturity before we were able to settle
To be continued